So I was waiting for The Simpsons to start but it was being delayed by NASCAR. I saw the end of NASCAR where the driver wins and they ask him how it feels. This is the first thing that he said:

"I gotta thank Dish Network, everybody at Aflac, Office Depot, Under Armour, Ford... its great to be driving a Ford Fusion, the City Financial Group..."
- Carl Edwards

What a loser sell out. Not even mentioning his family? Just his corporate sponsors? Lame.
No wonder I hate NASCAR.